Dec 2022

"Yeah, as long as the baby kills the puff treat humanely and uses all its parts for food, I think it's fine"

Jan 2023

"YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick] IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]? WELL, YOU'RE [$!$!] RIGHT!"

Mar 2023

"Vinny sometimes I think ur the personification of my soul. other times I wonder if u have autism"

Apr 2023

"Spongebob was a very strange bisexual man on adderal. Out of control."

Apr 2023

"YES bozo GO bozo KILL, BOZO"

Jun 2023

"Damn who would have thought a zucchini/pumpkin hybrid would be so yellow and curved. Glad you had that large, extremely gourd-like green banana next to it for scale"

Sep 2023

"some parents are so terrible at getting their kids arrested. not me tho. i got all my kids in jail. my 8 month old is charged with vehicular manslaughter"

Dec 2023

"relax. i am a army strong veteran with a Bomb in my ass hole. i will vaporize everything the instant you feel unsafe"

1.

I truly hate to say this but they were right when they said getting outside every day would help your mental illness. But I'm built different, so I need outside time and 5000IUs of vitamin D daily!